The journal of the Tiki

maeamian @ 2007-11-13T19:13:00

2007-11-14T00:14:04Z

For those interested parties, my life continues in a state of what seems like perpetual blah with some fairly high points along the way.

Food for thought.

2007-09-23T03:53:37Z

http://www.losanjealous.com/nfc/perm.php?c=86&q=128

Sorry I haven't posted much lately, at least for the two of you who care. Life's been kinda a mixed bag, and I don't want to end up seeming whiny. On the plus side, some things actually are going well for me, which is nice. Others aren't yet, but easily could be. On the downside, I still get sad when I see a blue car, and I have a shitload of work. Blah

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee~~~~

2007-09-06T22:32:14Z

Life is, apparently good. At least that's what they told us at the convocation. I suppose it is, I mean, I don't see why not? It could be worse, I still have my health.
Ah, but what I no longer have is my computer and my ipod among other things, most of which are far less consiquential. Socks too, which is odd. Turns out that while we were at the convocation, someone broke into my appartment and stole a lot of the expensive things, and made rather a mess of what wasn't taken. This is the day before classes, so I'm already stressed out by that, and that kinda put me about one tiny bad thing away from a nevous break down, but happily that didn't happen.
It's especially tough because I don't have Caro anymore, which is kinda a total bitch. I mean, she was a fairly large component of my support, and without that central pillar, the other bits just can't act like they should.
I guess what I'm trying to say here is Blah.
But life somehow goes on, and apparently it's good. Classes are at least interesting, and thusfar managable, although some of the calc homework was a pain in the ass, that's to be expected.
I dunno exactly what to make of all this, so I suppose I'll just leave it here and let you people make what you will of it.

maeamian @ 2007-08-23T19:36:00

2007-08-23T23:36:42Z

fuck...

maeamian @ 2007-08-20T16:28:00

2007-08-20T20:28:35Z

In case you ever wondered;
9.6001959604*10^25 atoms/kg of human
4.3637254365455*10^25 atoms/lb of human
So I, weighing in at 142.2 lbs, at least last I checked, have 6.2052175708*10^27 Atoms in my body. That is a lot
Also 6.72013717228*10^18 atoms/cell

maeamian @ 2007-08-03T04:18:00

2007-08-03T08:18:58Z

My very confused cat (Gizmo, for those who know her) seems to be attacking my pants (that I left on the floor, I thank you). I think she's playing with a toy mouse, and lost it in my shorts. This is far too amusing to let it go unspoken of. Kitties are so cute.

maeamian @ 2007-07-15T11:57:00

2007-07-15T15:57:52Z

I got my very own African Email Scam!
It's not a very good one, but its a start for my collection check it;

FROM MR.OUSMANE KABA
AUDITING AND ACCOUNTING UNIT.
FOREIGN REMITTANCE DEPT.
AFRICAN DEVELOPMENT BANK (ADB)
OUAGADOUGOU BURKINA FASO
WEST AFRICAN

I cannot imagine the surprise this will bring to you, but please be rest assured is with good faith and intentions from a friend in dare need of your assistance to help me transfer the inheritance sum of US $10.3M (Ten Million Three Hundred Thousand USD) into your account or company's account, in which God will bless you for rendering a helping Hand to others. My name is Mr.Mohammed Adams, and I work with the African Development Bank plc here in Burkina Faso, and I am writing in respect of our customer who perished in a plane crash

Since the demise of this our customer, I personally has watched with Keep interest to see the next of kin but all has proved abortive as no One has come to claim his funds of US$10.3M which has been with our Bank for a very long time. On this note, I decided to seek for whom his name shall be used as the next of kin as no one has come up to be the next of kin.for your efforts, I am prepared to offer you 30% of the total sum while 5% will be set aside for expenses incurred during the course of this Transaction, 5% for the less Privileged in the society and the Remaining 60% is for me and my Family. Please note that this transaction is risk-free and the major thing I ask of you is to assure me the safety of the money when transferred to your account. Further Information and arrangement will commence as soon as trust, Confidence and good relationship is established.

I shall be most grateful if you maintain the confidentiality required In this transaction. Do not hesitate to contact me for further Directives to enable us commence towards the conclusion of this transaction.
wait for your prompt response.

Thanks and God bless,
Yours Faithfully,
OUSMANE KABA

maeamian @ 2007-06-30T00:28:00

2007-06-30T04:28:32Z

Of all the days I could sleep in, it had to be today. Blah.

maeamian @ 2007-06-13T14:12:00

2007-06-13T18:12:42Z

Turns out,
I'm still amazing.
I'd hoped as much.

maeamian @ 2007-05-03T20:45:00

2007-05-04T00:45:47Z

So apparently I should update more. It's been weeks since my last update, and much longer since my last meaningful one. I've been up to a lot, most of which I won't discribe because my attention will wander before I get to it.
I've been playing a lot of Mario Kart with Caro recently. We've beaten most of it, excepting Special and All cups in Mirror mode. I figure once we get Special, All's just kind of a pain in the ass to get all the way through.
I've also been having tons of sucess with KoL. I'm level 9 with only 8 days on this run, and I've gotten my Moxie to 135 from 80, which is really good. It means I probably won't need reagents in the castle, which is good.
Anyhow, that's a random update of the games I play, but I suspect if you're reading this you might actually care what I've been up to. It isn't a whole lot. I've been working with EDA still, and doing things around the house. My brother got his liscence yesterday, which is going to make my life easier, or so I hope. At least it makes him much less my problem. I haven't been able to get into Guard Up recently since our contrat expired and it's been tough to get dad home in time to go talk to them. He's been working late a lot, with a lot of problems at work.
Again, I've managed to divert my attention away from my life, and to that of those arround me. I went on a picnic with Caro today, making it the second since she gave me a picnic set for my birthday (It's awesome, and I will fight to the death anyone who says otherwise.) It was nice, but they're building houses right under our old spot, which is sad. At least it was already developed land. But it kinda sucks that they're making that spot less senic.
In order to distract you from the lack of actual content of that babble, I'm going to do a survey now.

1. The phone rings. Who do you want it to be?
Either my amazing girlfriend or someone I don't have to talk to long, I'd go with Caro of the two, though.

2. When shopping at the grocery store, do you return your cart?
Yes

3. If you had to kiss the last person you kissed, would you?
Again and again

4. Do you take compliments well?
Well? I don't try to shrug them off, and I don't take offense to them. On the other hand I'm arrogent as all hell, so they kinda go to my head.

5. Do you play Sudoko?
I mastered it at one point, then I stopped.

6. If abandoned alone in the wilderness, would you survive?
Yes

7. Do you like nipple rings?
Not really

8. Did you ever go to camp as a kid?
A lot

10. If a sexy person was pursuing you, but you knew he/she was married what would you do?
No. That's not okay with me.

12. Could you date someone with different religious beliefs than you?
If they don't try to make me believe theirs and aren't all preachy about it.

13. Do you like to pursue or be pursued?
Pursue

14. Use three words to describe yourself at the moment.
Smart, Happy, Sexy

15. Do any songs make you cry?
Not really, a few make me tear up a bit, but not so much.

16. Are you continuing your education?
Yep

17. Do you know how to shoot a gun?
Yes

18. If your house was on fire, what would be the first thing you grabbed?
First, I'd save any cats I could, baring that I'd grab Duck and my rainbow scarf, and whatever else I can find quickly that has sentimental value.

19. Who was the last person you shared a bed with?
Caro

20. Who do you text the most?
Caro

21. Favorite children's book?
I can lick 30 tigers today

22. What color are your eyes?
I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that I'm always wrong.

23. How tall are you?
5' 9.5"

25. If you could do it over again, start from scratch, would you?
No

26. Any secret admirers...
Undoubtedly.

27. Have you ever taken pictures in a photo booth?
Yes

28. When was the last time you were at Olive Garden?
I don't know

29. How cool is PS3?
Lame

30. Where was the furthest place you traveled?
Greece

32. Do you like mustard?
Yes

33. Do you prefer to sleep or eat?
Sleep

34. Do you look like your mom or dad?
Dad? I think.

35. How long does it take you in the shower?
Anywhere from 3 to 30 minuets.

36. Can you do splits?
Not really

37. What movie do you want to see right now?
I spent a while downloading advent children only to have it not work. I'd like to be watching it now.

39. What did you do for New Year's Eve?
I think I was at Caro's

40. Do you think The Grudge was crappy?
Never saw it

44. Was your mom a cheerleader?
Maybe, but I doubt it.

45. whats the last letter of your middle name?
N

46. What's your favorite CD?
Many choices. Maybe In My Own Words?

47. How many hours of sleep do you get a night?
anywhere between 5 and 10

48. Do you like care bears?
No!

49. What do you buy at the Movies?
Popcorn, Soda

50. Do you know how to play poker?
Yeah, but I don't often.

51.Do you wear your seatbelt?
Yes

52. What do you wear to sleep?
Boxers

53. Anything big ever happen in your town?
We had a battle once in 1775 or some such nonsense

54. Is your hair straight or curly?
Straight

55. Is your tongue pierced?
No

56. Do you like Liver and Onions?
Ew

57.Have you ever been in love?
Yes, a thousand times yes.

58. Do you like funny or serious people better?
Depends on the situation.

59. Ever been to L.A.?
Not really

62. Do you steal or pay for your music downloads?
Bit of both

63. Do you hate chocolate?
No. A thousand times no.

64. What do you and your parents fight about the most?
My chorse

65. Are you a gullible person?
Ah no.

67. If you could have any job what would it be?
Research physicist, except in my imaginary job, it'd pay a billion a year.

68. Are you easy to get along with?
If you aren't a bad person.

69. What is your favorite time of day?
Lateish nights

70. Are you a generally happy person?
Yes.

Did it work?

Stolen from Lauren...

2007-04-09T03:46:11Z

Your life is a flashback,
a question, a photograph.
A statement, a story, a struggle,
a chance to laugh.
Cause if you don't laugh you cry,
A last crescendo when you die.
So hit the rewind, and listen
to the playback,

IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?

So, here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool...
7. When you're finished tag some other people to do it!

Opening Credits:
So Sick Remix (ft. LL Cool J)
Ne-Yo
(That sounds less like opening credits and more like "Breaking up")

Waking Up:
Mumbo Number 5
Lou Bega
(Again, eh??)

First Day of School:
Feel
Matchbox Twenty
(Finally, one that makes some sense.)

Falling in Love:
Montage
Team America
(Ehhhhhhhhhhhhh?)

First Song:
Can I Talk to You
Javier
(2 for 5?)

Fight Song:
Jack's Lament
Nightmare Before Christmas
(Wow, this is not good at this.)

Breaking Up:
You Won't See Me
The Beatles
(Sorta?)

Prom:
Hold My Hand
Hootie and the Blowfish
(This one's at least close. Doesn't work right, though, given the actual song)

Life:
Wings of Forgiveness
India.Aire

Mental Breakdown:
Demons and Angels
Primal Fear
(Kinda?)

Driving:
I'm the Cat
Jackson Browne
(It has a nice cruising feel to it)

Flashback:
Paperback Writer
The Beatles
(WHAAAAAAAT????)

Getting Back Together:
Civil War
Guns n Roses
(What we've got here is a failure to communicate... yeah no. Good song, though.)

Wedding:
Truely Madly Deeply
Savage Garden
(Sure, that works.)

Birth of Child:
Brian Wilson
Barenaked Ladies
(What a good boy would have worked, this doesn't.)

Final Battle:
I Tried
Bone Thugs 'N' Harmony Ft. Akon
(Nope...)

Death Scene:
Everything Old is New Again
Barenaked Ladies
(It hates me!!)

Funeral Song:
How You Gonna Act Like That
Tyrese

End Credits:
Could You Be Loved
Bob Marley
(Hey That's like... four that sorta work!)

Bloopers:
Your Song
Elton John
(Nope.)

That sucked. I'm gonna do this except where I skip around till it works.

Opening Credits:
Follow You Down
Gin Blossoms

Waking Up:
Bohemian Rhapsody
Queen
(I can think of no better song to describe waking up.)

First Day of School:
I'll Make a Man out of You
Mulan
(I couldn't resist!!)

Falling in Love:
I can't Help Myself
Joey Lawrence

First Song:
I Bet
Mario Vazquez
(Okay, right here, I'm going to insert a plug for Mario Vazquez, he is the man, seriously you should check out his CD, it's amazing!)

Fight Song:
Das Omen
E Nomine
(Niiiiiice)

Breaking Up:
Argue
Matchbox Twenty

Prom:
Thank You
Dido
(:&hearts:)

Life:
Just Feel Better
Santana Ft. Steven Tyler

Mental Breakdown:
Torture Me
Red Hot Chili Peppers
(Side note; Chili Peppers deserved the Best Album Grammy)

Driving:
Never Do Anything
Barenaked Ladies

Flashback:
Wander
Kamelot

Getting Back Together:
A Long December
Counting Crows

Wedding:
Tomorrow and Forever
David Pack
(Fitting, this one took me forever to add to my collection, it's amazing.)

Birth of Child:
Go Home
BNL

Final Battle:
New Pain
Static X

Death Scene:
Spirit Never Dies
Masterplan

Funeral Song:
A Lifetime
Better than Ezra
(AMAZING CALL, ITUNES!!!!!!!)

End Credits:
Jumper
Third Eye Blind

Bloopers:
I'm A Believer
Smash Mouth

maeamian @ 2007-03-16T23:34:00

2007-03-17T03:34:47Z

Oh, these odd humans.
Forget rationality,
they use emotion.

maeamian @ 2007-03-09T03:30:00

2007-03-09T08:30:26Z

Crush this person!
Get your own ThisCrush.com CrushTag!

I am also a trendwhore.

maeamian @ 2007-02-16T03:46:00

2007-02-16T08:46:28Z

RANDOM:
Spell your name without vowels: Jrth Chrstnsn Rnld
Whats your favorite number? 37
What color do you wear most? Black, but it's easy to pull off
Least favorite color?: Safety Orange (not to be confused with Safety Dance. I like Safety Dance.)
Are you happy with your life right now? Yeah
Anyone ever said you resemble a celebrity? Yep.
What is your favorite class in school? Astro
Do you shop at Hollister/Abercrombie/AE?: No
How do you make money?: It's a secret.
Who is your best friend? I don't know.
Where do you go to school? Nowhere Bwah
Are you outgoing? For the most part
One word to describe you? Amazing
Favorite pair of shoes? Black boots with the squarish toe, too bad the zippers died
Where do you wish you were right now? With her, like whenever I'm not.

THE CANS:
Can you blow a bubble?: Yes
Can you dance? I like to think so, and don't care enough to hear otherwise.
Can you do a cart wheel?: Yes
Can you tie a cherry stem with your mouth?: Yes
Can you touch your toes?: Yes
Can you whistle?: Yes
Can you wiggle your ears? No
Can you wiggle your nose?: Not really

THE DIDS:
Did you ever get into a fist fight at school?: Once, but not really.
Did you ever run away from home?: Once, but not really.
Did you ever want to be a doctor?: I want a doctorate, that's the same, right?
Did you ever want to be a fire fighter?: Once, but not really.

THE DOS:
Do you know how to swim?: Yup
Do you like roller coasters?: I get so scared. It's not even funny.
Do you own a bike?: Yes, I believe I do.
Do you think you could handle the stuff they eat on those reality shows?: My stomach is far too volitile

THE DOES:
Does hair loss run through your family? Not on the side I get it from.
Does your car get good gas mileage?: Sorta. Not as good as Shuriken did.
Does your family have family picnics?: Not really, but sometimes.

THE HAVES:
Have you ever been on a plane?: Durh
Have you ever been asked out by someone?: Yep
Have you ever been to the ocean?: Yes
Have you ever gone fishing?: Yes
Have you ever painted your nails?: On my own?

THE HOWS:
How did you find out about Facebook: Toby
How tall are you?: 5'10"
How much cash do you have on you right now?: Some

THE LASTS:
Last thing you said out loud? "To the left, to the left"
Last thing someone said to you?: "Have a great trip"

THE WHATS:
What are you listening to?: Irreplaceable
What is the temperature outside?: Cold
What radio station do you listen to?: Pandora's Quickmix
What was the last restaurant you ate at?: Bamboo
What was the last thing you bought?: Groceries.
What was the last thing you had to drink?: Tea
What was the last thing on TV you watched?: Scrubs

CRYING SECTION:
Ever really cried your heart out? Yes
Ever cried yourself to sleep? Yes
Ever cried on your friend's shoulder? No, I like to seem strong. It's stupid, I know.
Ever cried over the opposite sex? Yeeeah.
Do you cry when you get an injury?: Once, but it required a cast for two months, so...
Do certain songs make you cry?: My eyes mist, but no crying.
Do certain movies make you cry? Same

HAPPY SECTION:
Are you a happy person? Yes
What can make you happy? Caro, Yelling at stupid drivers, writing, music, R&B, Kendo, Making that tight gap while shifting lanes, nailing the acceleration onto the highway, entertaining thoughts of destroying most of the rest of humanity.
Do you wish you were happier? No
Can music make you happy? Yes

LOVE SECTION:
How many times have you had your heart broken? One and a half
Have you ever loved someone so much that you'd die for them? Yes.
Has anyone besides your friends and family ever said 'I love you' to you? Yes

HATE SECTION:
Do you actually hate anyone?: Yes, lots of other people. I hate drivers who can't accelerate, I hate people who take too long to do things, I hate people who can't seem to destinguish between the bible and reality, I loathe people who refuse to even listen to other people's opinions. I'm a very hateful person.
Ever made a hit list? No, it'd take too long.

SELF ESTEEM SECTION:
Is your self-esteem extremely low? No
Do you belive in yourself? Yes
Are you good looking? Yes
Do you wish you could be someone else? Not for a second.

LOOK AT ME:
What is your current hair:Long brown, green streaks
Piercings?: 3 Ear
Have any tattoos? No
Straight hair or curly: Straight

CURRENTLY WEARING:
What shirt are you wearing? Nada
Pants: Comfy Blue Boxxorz
Shoes?: None
Necklaces? A ring on a silver chain.

HAVE YOU EVER:
Hugged someone? Never ever. I'm lying. I thought it'd make me cool.
Been on the phone until the sun came up? No
Laughed so hard you peed in your pants? No
Laughed so hard you cried? Yes
Got in a fight with someone? Yep

THE LAST:
Person you talked to in person? Dad
Person you talked to online? Wendy
Person you talked to on the phone? Dad
Person you hugged? Dad
Time you had a shower? Yestereve

RANDOM.
Do you like surveys? No, but they distract me from things I should be doing.
What kind of shampoo do you use? Selson Blue
Do you get along with your parents? Yes
Do you have mental breakdowns? Nope
Did you ever tell your parents you didn't feel good so you didn't have to go to school? Yes, of course

CURRENT:
Current mood: Thirsty? Does thirsty count?
Current music: Radio GaGa - Queen
Current hair style: Down
Current crush: Crush definately no longer applies
Current windows open: A lot
Current desktop picture?: Caro
Current book: Moving Pictures, Terry Pratchet

maeamian @ 2007-02-14T15:00:00

2007-02-14T20:00:57Z

Happy Valentine's Day!!

maeamian @ 2007-02-12T16:58:00

2007-02-12T21:58:26Z

Just to get this out there, Stadium Arcadium is so much better than Taking the Long Way. Such a better albulm.

16 things it took someone else 50 years to learn

2007-02-06T17:54:55Z

1- You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight-savings time.

2- You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.

3- The most powerful force in the universe is gossip.

4- The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status, or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we ALL believe that we are above-average drivers.

5- There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to make a big deal about your birthday. That time is age 11.

6- There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."

7- People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.

8- If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be "meetings."

9- The main accomplishment of almost all organized protests is to annoy people who are not in them.

10- If there really is a God who created the entire universe with all of its glories, and He decides to deliver a message to humanity, He will not use, as His messenger, a person on cable TV with a bad hairstyle.

11- You should not confuse your career with your life.

12- A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person.

13- No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it too seriously.

14- When trouble arises and things look bad, there is always one individual who perceives a solution and is willing to take command. Very often, that individual is crazy.

15- Your friends love you, anyway.

16- Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.

Also, I have 40+ dollars to spend at the iTunes store, recommend me some music.

maeamian @ 2007-01-31T16:40:00

2007-01-31T21:40:25Z

YAY!! I have 67 extra gigs and a much stronger processor. Yaaaaaaaaaay!!

maeamian @ 2006-12-31T16:09:00

2006-12-31T21:09:06Z

Find out how pure you are!!
Add up the xs and multiply it by 10!
Then subtract that from 100!
Repost this with the title "I am ___% Pure"!

Hast thou...
[x] Had other gods before the Lord thy God, who hath brought thee out of the house of Egypt?
[x]Made any graven image and bowed thyself down before it, or served it?
[x] Taken the name of the lord in vain?
[x]Done any work on the sabbath day (this includes thy son, daughter, maidservant, manservant, cattle or any stranger within thy gates.)?
[x]Failed to honor thy mother and father?
[ ]Killed?
[ ]Committed adultery?
[ ]Stolen?
[ ]Bourne false witness against thy neighbor?
[ ]Coveted thy neighbor's house, wife, manservant, maidservant, ox or ass?

maeamian @ 2006-12-18T02:49:00

2006-12-18T07:49:47Z

I should be sleeping, which means I'm finding every possible excuse not to. The most recent example of which is my filling out random crap that other people have posted, an art form better known as...

1. How old will you be in five years? 24

2. What month is your birthday? March

3. How tall are you? 5' 9ish"

4. What do you look forward to most in the next six weeks? Vermont

5. Last person you ate with? Caro, Kiwi

6. Who is the last person you called? Caro

7. Who was the last person to call you? Mom

8.What are you wearing? Boxers.

9. Do you prefer call or text? Texting is subtler and I can get away with it at work, on the other hand, calling is more personal. Toss up, coin says calling

10. Do you have any pets? three cats, Jazz, Gizmo, Acorn.

11. What were you doing at 2 am last night? Distracting myself somehow.

12. Are your parents married/separated/divorced? Seperated, possibly divorced, I don't know about the legal status, and I don't terribly care.

13. When is the last time you saw your mom? Sometime last week.

14. what color are your eyes? Green? Blue? Grey? No one can agree on this.

15. What time did you wake up today? 1ish

16. Whets the last song you sang? Lie About Us, Avant

17. What's your favorite Christmas song? I hate Christmas songs, I hope they burn in hell.

18. Where is your favorite place to be? Here and now?

19. Where is your least favorite place to be? Burns Oregon.

20. Where would you go if you could go anywhere? to Birmingham to visit Shellyza while shes at school

21. Where do you think you'll be in 10 yrs? Well on my way to being a physicist

22. Do you tan or burn? Tan

23. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child? Nothing.

24. What was the last thing that made you laugh? When I pwnt Cory in conversation. I think I was explaining that putting on a coat was a college course. I won the conversation twice tonight, but I can't remember the first time...

25. How many TVs do you have in your house? four or five.

26. Who do you miss most? At all times when she is not present, Caro.

27. Do you have a laptop or desktop computer? Laptop

28. Do you sleep with or without clothes on? Boxers, which isn't clothes.

29. What color are your sheets? Stripéd, purple and blue primarily

30. How many pillows do you sleep with? 3, but one is on top of my head to keep light and such out.

31. What is your favorite season? The present one, since they all have their merits and faults.

32. What do you like about fall? The colours.

33. What do you like about winter? Snow.

34. What do you like about the summer? The weather is lovely, and I tend not to be occupied.

36. How many states have you lived in? 1

37. How many cities/towns have you lived in? Newton (two houses), Lexington

38. Do you prefer shoes, socks, or bare feet? Bare feet.

39. Are you a social person? Somewhat

40. What was the last thing you ate? Pop tarts?

41. What is your favorite restaurant? Anna's is good, cheep, and fast.

42. What is your favorite ice cream? Fucking Chocolate Therapy.

43. What is your favorite dessert? Chocolate Lava Cake

44. What is your favorite kind of soup? French Onion.

45. What kind of jelly do you like on your PB & J sandwich? Generic, I think it's grape.

46. Do you like Chinese food? Yep

47. Do you like coffee? NO!

48. How many glasses of water, a day, do you drink on average? Not enough.

49. What do you drink in the morning? Milk, water, tea

50. Would you rather sleep with someone else or alone? Someone else.

51. Do you sleep on a certain side of the bed? Middle if I can.

52. Do you know how to play poker? Yep

53. Do you like to cuddle? Yep

54. Have you ever been to Canada? Yep

55. Do you have an addictive personality? Are you kidding? I sell my personality for twenty bucks a gram.

56. Do you eat out or at home more often? Out, far more often.

58. Do you know anyone with the same birthday as you? Not personally no.

59. Do you want kids? Eh, no.

60. Do you speak any other languages? French

61. Have you ever gotten stitches? Forehead.

62. Have you ever ridden in an ambulance? No, but I saw a friend into one.

63. Do you prefer an ocean or a pool? Pool. Ocean is friggin' cold.

64. Do you prefer a window seat or an aisle seat? window

65. Do you know how to drive stick? Yes! Cause I kick ass.

66. What is your favorite thing to spend money on? Food.

67. Do you wear any jewelry 24/7? Yep, my ring.

68. What is your favorite TV show? Daily Show/Colbert Report

70. Who is the funniest person you know? My brother, prolly

71. Do you sleep with stuffed animals? Duck!

72. What is the main ring tone on your phone? Something similar to trans siberian orchastra, without being it.

73. Do you still have clothes from when you were little? Yep

74. What color are your bedroom walls? Whitish.

75. Do you turn off the water while you brush your teeth? Nope

76. Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed? Open, cause I like the cats

77. Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of bees? Bear, it's easier to keep track of, and easier to target.

78. Do you flirt a lot? No.

79. What do you dip a chicken nugget in? Catsup

80. What is your favorite food? Steak, at the moment.

81. Can you change the oil on a car? No

82. Have you ever gotten a speeding ticket? Yes

83. Have you ever run out of gas? Almost, that was fun.

84. What is your usual bedtime? Far too damned late.

86. Do you read the newspaper? Sometimes, I get most of my news online these days.

87. Do you have any magazine subscriptions? No.

88. Best comedian? Eddie Izzard?

89. Do you watch soap operas? No. Gods no.

90. Do you dance in the car? Yep!

91. What's something people might not know about you? I am constantly aware of the three closest things I could use as weapons, and at least two escape routes in case someone or thing pops out of nowhere and tries to kill me. It's not really paranoia, so much as just a thing in the back of my mind.

92. Do you prefer silver or gold? Silver looks better on me.

93. First thing on your to do list? Get some sleep

94. Coke or Pepsi? Coke

95 How often are you on LJ? Only when I need a distraction.

96. Do you have any bad habits? Undoubtedly

97. Are you a romantic? Perhaps just a bit.

98. Crayons or markers? markers

99. Weirdest pet you've owned? Gizmo

100. Are you waiting for something or someone? Not presently.

maeamian @ 2006-12-09T18:18:00

2006-12-09T23:18:51Z

Everyone knows that dragons don't exist. But while this simplistic formulation may satisfy the layman, it does not suffice for the scientific mind. The School of Higer Neanitical Nillity is in fact wholly unconcerned with what does exist. Indeed, the banality of existence has been so amply demonstrated that there is no need for us to discuss it any further here. The brilliant Cerebron attacking the problem analytically discovered three distinct kinds of dragon: the mythical, the chimerical, and the purely hypothetical. They were all, as one might say, nonexistant, but each nonexisted in an entirely different way. And then there were the imaginary dragons, and tha a-, anti- and minus-dragons, (colloquially termed nots, noughts and oughtn'ts by the experts), the minuses being the most interesting on account of the well-known dracological paradox, when two minuses hypeprcontiguate (an opperation in the algebra of dragons corresponding roughly to simple multiplication), the product is 0.6 dragon, a real nonplusser. Bitter controversy raged among the experts on the question of whether, as half of them claimed, this fractional beast began from the head down or, as the other half maintained, from the tail up. Trurl and Klapaucius made a great contribution by showing the error of both positions. They were the first to apply probablity theory to this area and, in so doing, created the field of statistical draconics, which says that dragons are thermodynamically impossible only in the probabilistic sense, as are elves, fairies, gnomes, witches, pixies and the like. Using the general equation of improbability, the two constructors obtained the coefficients of pixation, elfinity, kobolding, ect. They found that for the spontaneous manifestation of an average dragon, one would have to wait a good sixteen quintoquadrillion heptillion years. In other words, the whole problem would have remained a mathematical curiosity had it not been for that famous tinkering passion of Trurl, who decided to texamine the nonphenomenon empirically.
(exerted from The Cyberiad by Stanislaw Lem)

maeamian @ 2006-12-07T12:42:00

2006-12-07T17:42:56Z

Woah, LJ seems to have declared war on Christmas. "Season's Greetings"? Clearly that's all out warfare. Someone should tell Bill O'rly.
Also, I have like fifteen new songs I got last night all of which are amazing.

maeamian @ 2006-12-04T18:52:00

2006-12-04T23:52:10Z

Okay, the latest BNL album, Bare Naked Ladies are Me, is fucking amazing. Specifically the tracks "Sound of your voice" "Down to earth" "Wind me up" and "One and Only", but they're all pretty good. Those are just my favorites. Get the delux edition, it has 10 more tracks, and many of the best ones are in those ten.

Edit, bad URL apparently, the bastards. Just go to the bnl website.

maeamian @ 2006-11-20T04:36:00

2006-11-20T09:36:29Z

IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?

So, here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool...
7. When you're finished tag some other people to do it!

Opening Credits:
A Whole New World - Aladin

Waking Up:
Somewhere I Belong - Linkin Park

First Day of School:
Tons of Steel - Grateful Dead

Falling in Love:
Shake Your Tailfeathers - Ray Charles

First Song:
Explanation - Train

Fight Song:
Songs from the Wood - Jethro Tull

Breaking Up:
Legend of Zelda - I don't know, but you know that one "Link... he come to town..."

Prom:
Enter Sandman - Metalica

Life:
Hard to Make a Stand - Sheryl Crow

Mental Breakdown:
I Constantly Thank God for Estaban - Panic! at the Disco

Driving:
Lying is the Most Fun a Girl Can Have Without Taking Off Her Clothes - Panic! At the Disco

Flashback:
Tourniquet

Getting Back Together:
Minuet of the Forest - Ocerina of Time

Wedding:
Paul Revere - Beastie Boys

Birth of Child:
Those Who Fight Further

Final Battle:
Look to the Children

Death Scene:
Found Out About You

Funeral Song:
100 Years - Five for Fighting

End Credits:
Wonderboy - Tenacious D

Bloopers:
I Ain't Gotta Tell You - Ne-Yo

I love how none of this works... in fact, this is so rediculious I'm going to try again. Let's see if it works out a bit bettetr.

Opening Credits:
Take Me Away - Avril Lavigne

Waking Up:
Semi-Charmed Life - Third Eye Blind

First Day of School:
Wasted -L.P

Falling in Love:
Hey Sexy Lady; Just Blaze Remix- Shaggy ft. Sean Paul

First Song:
It's Tricky - Run DMC

Fight Song:
Das Omen -E Nomine

Breaking Up:
Good Times - Tommy Lee

Prom:
I'll Make a Man out of You - Mulan

Life:
Burned by the Sun - Beula

Mental Breakdown:
Krwlng - Linkin Park

Driving:
Points of Athority/99 Problems/One Step Closer - LP/JZ

Flashback:
Hammer Time - MC Hammer

Getting Back Together:
I'm a Believer - Smash Mouth

Wedding:
The One You Love - Paulina Rubio

Birth of Child:
You Love the Thunder - Jackson Browne

Final Battle:
Fields of Dispair - Dragonforce

Death Scene:
Sarcastic Farewell - Bleed the Dream

Funeral Song:
Prelude of Light - Ocarina of Time

End Credits:
I Get Out - Ziggy Marley

Bloopers:
Dude Looks Like a Lady

I view this as significantly better. Also, Fields of Dispair = Teh Secks for Final Battle.

New Ronin Association

2006-11-18T06:18:05Z



"New Ronin Association" on Google Video
Pretty Friggin sweet video we did a while ago.